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Grazumpy
Rumble-Bottom was the smallest, silliest witch there ever was. She was
mainly Scots although there was a slight Italian flavour about her. This
could have been due to a lump of mouldy cheese that she kept in her
pocket. She didn’t have a broomstick but she rode around on a live set
of bagpipes called Bagpole and her best friend was a rather daft wasp
called Gerald. Grazumpy was very fat and ugly and had plenty of warts. Her
chin was somewhat hairy and her skin was slightly green with a few purple
spots, and everywhere she went she left a most peculiar smell.
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